"I’ve always wanted to get my sai swords somewhere, but the fear of needles and sagging in the future outweighs the want. I have a packet of fake ones that I slap on whenever I’m in a feisty mood."
- Chris Colfer, on what he would get a tattoo of (
x)
so we went to global wildlife and i fed llamas and it was amAZING AND THERE WERE DEER FUCKING EVERYWHERE AND WE SAW A DEER MID-BIRTH HOLY FUCK
heyblaine:
idk why but every time chris mentions something that’s even hinting about kurt and blaine loving each other i just squeal out loud like darren is so talkative about those two and how much they mean to each other and as cute as that is still when chris says stuff like “kurt: i wish blaine was here” i’m like “hA;890NM KURTY WHANTS TO BE WIOHT BLAINWER OH YM GOD” and i think it’s because i feel like chris knows kurt the best and all in all ouch i might be too emotionally invested in this fictional couple idk
slightestwind:
i’m not going to try to tag this with every synonym for pee i know but please heed the title and do not read if you do not like the kink. :)
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“Mmm, no, stay put,” Kurt says, wrapping his arms around Blaine and shifting on the lawn chair until Blaine’s lying on top of him. Blaine normally wouldn’t mind, with Kurt still sparkling wet from the pool and warm from the sun, all eager to cuddle, but there’s a twinge in his bladder that he really needs to take care of soon or else things are going to get embarrassing. “I didn’t put on more sunscreen and I don’t want to be your tomato boyfriend.”
Blaine laughs, his need temporarily forgotten as he leans down to kiss the tip of Kurt’s nose, watching the way his face wrinkles up. “But I love your sun freckles.”
“And I love how easily you tan,” Kurt replies with a sigh, running his hands up and down Blaine’s back.
“Yeah, I got that from the lotion disaster,” Blaine mumbles, but Kurt ignores him, sliding his hands down to the small of Blaine’s back and pressing him close.
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"And I’d give him the best advice I could give anyone now: Don’t be sad, just do something."
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Chris Colfer (x)
That’s actually awful advice to give to people with clinical depression and other disorders that affect emotions and most of those people are probably exhausted and sick of the fact that people just keep telling them to not be sad anymore.
(via butterscotchcreys)
I don’t think he meant it that way…I think he meant as like-keep doing things and look on the bright side of things. Don’t let yourself be dragged down by the people who are trying to bully you because you are stronger then them.
(via lolloki)
That’s not what he said, though. And sometimes it’s not what you mean, but what comes across.
(via myfeetlitup)
the question asked what he would say to his 13 yo self (he did generalize it but still it was relating to his personal experiences). if the question had been about say suicidal teens, or people dealing with depression yes, but he was relating it to his personal experiences and the best advice he personally could give to people and not medical professional advice.
(via couldbeyourlife)
I’m with couldbe here. And that’s not to say anyone who was triggered by this shouldn’t have been/shouldn’t be - obviously. I’m not trying to qualify what people do or don’t feel because of my own personal understanding of the quote versus someone elses. But I do think the contextualization here is important, especially keeping in mind exactly to who and to what publication he was talking to.
(via
trionerd)
i doubt seriously chris was referring to people who legitimately have clinical depression; i’m pretty sure he was more generalizing it for people who, like him, were bullied or had a hard time in high school (like me), and need some simple words of advice to keep them going.
"CHRIS: Did you know French support for the American Revolution partly caused the French Revolution?
CARSON: Did you know I really don’t give a s***?
KURT: I wish Blaine was here.
CHRIS: Check, please!"